Dingus of the week: January

Here's to you, Lily, the rights of man, and international revolution!

According to my calculations, it’s January 65, 2025. Somehow, in 31 days we’ve all aged two decades. What is time? What are days? January 1 to January 31 took approximately 75 months.

Maybe it was the dark cold weather. Maybe it’s because this is the month we are all supposed to be dry, get healthy, set goals, set intentions, set resolutions. We have to …