Dingus of the week: “New Year, new you” people

Shut up, please!

If you are reading this, then I regret to inform you that somehow we made it into a new year. And — lucky us! — it’s an election year, which very famously did not go well for America the last time. In case you forgot, there was an insurrection. And the same guy who was the figurehead for that is running again and is still insanely popular.

Years are cons…