Dinguses of the Week: Post Foods and Kirk Ferentz

February is cursed. Let’s sage this place.

Welcome to February, it’s the worst month. It’s cold and dark. We are a little seasonally affected. Our lives are ruled by the furry fascist hand of the groundhog. These groundhogs are wrong 39 percent of the time, yet some Alex Jones-looking man doing Abraham Lincoln cosplay has to yank one out of a hole every February just to let us know we will be co…