Dingus of the Week: Parachuting, Palm-Sized Spiders

NOT NOW, SPIDERS!

This is the Weekly Dingus. The Friday newsletter, where I round up my internet reads, share a drink recipe, and vent about something really dingusy that happened in the news. This week, it’s stupid fucking spiders. But it could be anyone? Maybe it’s a boat? Maybe it’s the New York Times? There is only one way to find out….SUBSCRIBE.