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Dingus of the Week: That Giant Boat Stuck in the Canal
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Dingus of the Week: That Giant Boat Stuck in the Canal

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Mar 26, 2021
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Like boats in the Suez Canal, so go the days of our lives. (Image via Getty)

Hello! There is a giant boat stuck in the Suez Canal! Just right there. Clogging everything up like the free Krispy Kreme in your arteries. (Just kidding this is a pro-donut newsletter.) The boat is named the Ever Given, and it got stuck there because of high winds? No one is r…

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