Dingus of the week: This freaking asteroid

Come on, swerve, you coward

This week, I tried to make a plan with a friend for Thursday. And he was like, “Oh, that’s the Fourth of July.” And that’s where America and I are at right now. I’m forgetting that bitch’s birthday.

And for good reason. Not much to recommend this country this week. Our institutions are failing us. The Supreme Court has ruled that the whole monarchy thing…