Whoooo are you?

Jim VandeHei calls me on the phone

Look, I know you are all sick of your family and your kids (or just kids) right now. So, use this as an excuse to take a break. Hide in the bathroom. Tell them you are pooping. After all, no one poops normally in December. Or better yet, tell them you have IMPORTANT BUSINESS you must attend to (they will probably think you mean you are pooping). And loo…

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