White politicians standing on bales of straw

It's three days before the caucuses, y'all!

I have lots to tell you all. So many things to write. But it’s three days out from the Iowa caucuses. I finished my audiobook for God Land. And I have a raging head cold.

So, in honor of these final hours of forcing the rest of the nation to care about ethanol, before you move onto New Hampshire and forget about us, I present to you pictures of politici…