Wherein the CEO of the Miss America pageant tries not to yell at me

The fall of Rome with sequins

Caucuses: What the ever loving hell, you guys?

Hi, so since the last time we spoke, the Iowa caucuses imploded and I want to tell you a story about that.

So, for a whole month before the caucuses, I was yelling in the office about how confusing the new rules were. I was calling different media outlets and sending them the training links and doing my best …