New Thanksgiving Tradition: Stay Alive

Stay the hell home

These are masks. Many masks! Put them on your dumb face. (Photo from Getty Images)

It was a foolish hope. But for a few weeks, I thought maybe my sister could come visit for Thanksgiving. I have four sisters, and they all live far away from me. Becky is the closest; she lives in Chicago with her husband, Michael. 

The last time I saw her was in July, when…