Dinguses of the week: 15 governors saying “fuck them kids”

Also, don’t take our jizz and jet, you haters!

Welcome to the dingus of the week, This is the Friday newsletter where I make fun of someone or something in the news that has made America worse again, I can only make this newsletter because of support from readers. So please subscribe and share.

And now, for the dingii. There were quite a few this week.

One of the things about America is that there is …