Dingus of the Week: Stepson Brian

Also, a little ditty about the Slush of Diane

Like so many humans on this swiftly burning planet, I am enthralled by the story of the lost submersible. If you don’t know what I mean, or if you are a reader in the future, who has somehow, stumbled upon the Lost Library of the Internet, and you need some context, let me explain.

On Sunday, the Titan, a small submarine called a submersible, but is real…