I didn’t want to write about Tucker Carlson.
When my editor KP* assigned the story, I threw a fit. “What new angle can I possibly bring to this guy who is over profiled? I’m not the fucking New Yorker?! He won’t eat pancakes with me!”**
But KP was like, “Okay, but think about it?”
So, I told my “friend” Elon, who immediately insisted I write the story. …