Dingus of the Week: Mitch McConnell

Also, two cocktails and happy birthday to me

Mitch McConnell expects you to be grateful for those two pennies he’s gonna toss at you. Meanwhile, there goes your healthcare. (Image via Getty)

This week, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell made news when he decided to finally recognize that Biden won the election.

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