Dingus of the Week: Michael Shear

Dry January is over, so we are drinking rum. Also, I got another dog.

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Hi, I am exhausted. Last Saturday, I impulse adopted a Malamute puppy. And by impulse, I mean, I had been thinking about how in another year or two, we could adopt another dog. Maybe a big dog. I’ve always wanted a big dog. In fact, when I was 10, I wrote a whole journal entry about how I’d grow up t…