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(The art for this post was done by my 7yo child, who would like you all to know she was paid $10 for this and that’s about how much I was paid for my first paid blog post. Also those are word bubbles that are supposed to be people yelling at me. The confusing one is supposed to be “dumy is Lyz” also the computer is an Apple, but I actually use a Chromebook.)