Dingus of the week: The Washington Post

Oh no, a lady had sexual intercourse. Whatever shall we do?

This is the dingus of the week, the Friday newsletter, where I make fun of someone or something in the news that has made the discourse just a little stupider and pushed society back, just a wee bit more. Never miss a dingus by becoming a subscriber today.

This week, my newsletter about Ashton Kutcher was informed by years of original journalism that I …